I was wondering if could, through the medium of PureDerry, extend my apologies to my wife this Valentines day. In hindsight, my decision to give up ‘Romantic Gestures’ for Lent was ill-advised.
Me again. Just realised my wedding anniversary is in a fortnight!! Can I sleep on your couch for a while?
Due to overseas commitments, I’m unfortunately unable to be with darling wife this Valentines Day. I was hoping you could print something on PureDerry so she knows how much I adore her, and that she’s the most important thing in my life!!
Also, if you could let her know that the match in Madrid last night was amazing (Glory Glory Man United!), and that I’ll be on the 10pm Airporter back into town – if she could pick me up that would be great!
Happy Valentines Pet,
I thought I would write and tell you about my hunky boyfriend Mickey. He’s tall, dark, handsome and always has a funny reply to everything. He likes to work out and takes care of himself, although he does enjoy a drink. He’s got amazing green eyes and a lovely swarthy complexion. In short, he’s dreamy.
Now that you know all about him, I wonder have you or anyone else seen him about?? I haven’t seen him for 3 days. Hate it when he goes on the rip!! Let me know if you hear anything!