Pyjamas are expected throughout the Province today, as the seldom-seen Irish phenomenon of wind, rain and cold, combine to make wardrobes and bedroom furniture inaccessible throughout the day. Thousands of families around the country are struggling without power today – including the power to move off the sofa, willpower to stop eating Quality Street and…

As the people in Derry prepare for a winter that’s as bitter and cold as the Northern Ireland Health Minister, the introverts amongst the public were in a state of panic today, as weather small talk was predicted to be the worst the City has ever encountered. Following this morning’s bitterly depressing weather, thousands of…