Pyjamas are expected throughout the Province today, as the seldom-seen Irish phenomenon of wind, rain and cold, combine to make wardrobes and bedroom furniture inaccessible throughout the day. Thousands of families around the country are struggling without power today – including the power to move off the sofa, willpower to stop eating Quality Street and…
Weather Smalltalk in Derry Forecasted to be the Worst in 60 Years
As the people in Derry prepare for a winter that’s as bitter and cold as the Northern Ireland Health Minister, the introverts amongst the public were in a state of panic today, as weather small talk was predicted to be the worst the City has ever encountered. Following this morning’s bitterly depressing weather, thousands of…