Gregory Campbell has been rushed to Altnagelvin after busting several blood vessels in his temples upon hearing that the BBC were to start a new Saville Enquiry. “Relax Gregory!” we reassured him when he phoned Pure Derry to complain from A&E. “It’s about that celebrity fella, Jimmy Saville!”.
“Oh right” he muttered. “That’s the lead singer of the Commundards right? Never was one for 80’s pop music!”
“No Gregory” we informed him “…that’s Jimmy Somerville you ejjit! Close, but no cigar!”.