And All That Jazz

Local drinkers delighted as Derry Jazz Festival begins. An estimated 10,000 people, all pretending to like Jazz, are expected to fill the local pubs over the coming days, as the city’s biggest p̶u̶b̶ ̶c̶r̶a̶w̶l̶ music festival begins. “I love this Jazz stuff!” exclaimed Taco McCafferty from Creggan. “… tastes exactly like Harp Ice!”

Meanwhile, up the country, a couple from Dungiven are planning a date. The girlfriend is wrecking her brain trying to think of ideas, then she remembers there’s stuff happening in Derry.

“Hi sur, do ye like Jazz?” she asks.

“Aye, fuckin right I do bai…” he replies “…the bit when thon big shark eats the boy is class!”