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Tax Payers Angry As Metro Buses Go Pink & White For Giro D’Italia

Tax Payers Angry As Metro Buses Go Pink & White For Giro D’Italia

Translink have come under fire from all quarters of the NI community today, after commuters reported that their entire fleet of Belfast Metro buses had been expensively re-branded pink and white, in preparation for the world famous bike race. Northern Ireland has become awash with pink in recent days, with businesses and communities alike eager


Infamous Irish Traveler Issues Fight Challenge to Floyd Mayweather

Big Joe Joyce, the patriarch of the infamous Irish travelling family, the Joyces, has today posted a video on YouTube calling out undefeated multi-belt world champion Floyd Mayweather for, as he describes it, “A baitin to laive em shitein inna bucket fer mondhs” The 15min video stars various members of the Joyce family issuing challenges


Sacked Moyes To Rebuild Man United using Lego

After a disappointing first season in charge at the club, David Moyes has been sacked, sources at Man United have told us that the beleaguered manager, as part of his severance package and contract, will be given a 200,000 lego piece warchest, from which  he has to help the new manager rebuild Manchester United. Owner


Extended Six Nations May Ruin 30 Day Store Refund Policy

Short-term Irish Rugby fans have today called for a shorter Six Nations tournament after admitting it may now be impossible to return their jerseys when the competition is over. With this years contest taking over a month to reach its completion, dedicated bandwagoners have realised that their receipts will have expired, potentially leaving them stuck actually


Mc Court Denies Scoring Simple Tap-in

Former Derry City and Celtic star Paddy McCourt, has today denied allegations that he scored a simple 4ft tap-in, during a recent match at his new club Barnsley. McCourt, a brilliantly gifted forward nicknamed ‘The Derry Pele’ has distanced himself from the vicious rumours, instructing lawyers to take legal action against the referee who awarded the

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Instant Personal Trainer Loophole Found

Fair employment chiefs were left red-faced this morning, after it emerged that scores of career-minded locals had uncovered a secret social media loophole, which instantly allows anyone to become a Personal Trainer. It is now understood that countless dozens of people across the town have exploited the controversial clause, which enables normal people to become

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John Terry Jumps On Retirement Bandwagon

Following the retirement of several high profile people in the world of professional football, Chelsea captain John Terry, not be outdone, has announced his own retirement from the beautiful game. However unlike Scholes, Owen or Carragher, Terry intends to continue playing football for Chelsea during his retirement from football – for several further seasons. He

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Derry City FC News

Local shops are reporting dangerously low stocks of Lenor following Derry City FC’s monumental victory over Shelbourne to reach the FAI cup final. Washing machines across the town are said to be working hard to wash mildew and musty smells from vintage replica Derry shirts, as die-hard fans who haven’t been the Brandywell for years,